Prompt Word: Skate Jeff: Watch out for stingrays. Kev: What are you talking about? Jeff: It’s the beach, you are in the water first, shuffle your feet. Kev: What does that have to do with a sports car? Jeff: What? No! It’s a flat fish, with a stinging tail. Kev: Wait, you mean skate? Jeff: No, I said shuffle, why would you try to skate in the water? Kev: I’d swear we’re talking different languages at this point....

Don’t Look For Me On Facebook I do have a Facebook account. I probably got the account back in 200?. I think around 2015 or 2016, I went through and deleted my old posts. I didn’t use a service to do this for me, I literally took the hours to go through and delete them one at a time. That timeline is both when politics got scary, and when Facebook was feeding ragebait to everyone all the time....

Prompt Word: Wilt Grim Grinning Ghosts played in the background on a loop. Not even the whole song, just the part with the Mellomen, led by Thurl Ravenscroft’s deep resonant bass. The middle aged, male customer at the register commented on it. “How can you deal with this on repeat?” She responded, annoyed, “Honestly, I don’t notice it until someone points it out again.” She ran the card past the laser....

Prompt Word: Head With a groaning noise, Piet pulled himself up from the mud. “《Finally awake? You need to get up and get me fed》,” said Kees. Piet was confused. He felt broken. It took him a moment to realize that he wasn’t even breathing. “《C’mon, I’m starving here. Get your head on straight》,” said Kees. Piet tried to respond, but only made a groaning sound. He had no stength in his neck....