Prompt Word: John

First date, everyone is supposed to be on their best behavior, she thought. When he got up, he said, “Imma run to the john.” She thought about it for about 30 seconds … ‘Do I really want to know a guy who calls it a john? Like, toilet, bathroom, lav, even head I can live with. That would at least sound like a Navy man.’

She got up from the table, dropped a twenty dollar bill for whatever trouble this might cause the wait staff, and walked out the door.